Why Mullvad?
Because surveillance is boring, and being mapped by data brokers is a cosmic insult. Mullvad is the VPN for those who reject the algorithmic gaze. No email. No name. Just an account number and a tunnel to freedom.
🌲 What Makes It Sovereign
- No personal info required — just generate an account number and go
- Open-source, privacy-first — radically transparent about their operations
- Based in Sweden — outside the 5/9/14 Eyes surveillance alliances
- Flat €5/month pricing — same rate since 2009, no upsells, no nonsense
- WireGuard & OpenVPN — modern protocols with bulletproof encryption
- Kill switches & DNS protection — your traffic stays private even if the VPN drops
How I Use It
I route my traffic through Malmö like a digital ghost. It pairs perfectly with the Mullvad Browser for full-spectrum stealth. Whether I'm summoning lore, gaming across continents, or just browsing absurd rituals, Mullvad keeps my signal clean.
🎮 Gaming & Streaming
Low latency servers across Europe and beyond. Perfect for when you need to appear to be somewhere else without compromising performance.
🔒 Research & Privacy
When investigating sensitive topics or accessing region-blocked content, Mullvad provides the anonymity layer I need.
Beyond Basic VPN
Mullvad isn't just another VPN provider. They've built an entire ecosystem around privacy:
- Mullvad Browser — A hardened Firefox fork designed to work perfectly with their VPN
- DAITA (Defense Against Intelligence Traffic Analysis) — Advanced traffic pattern obfuscation
- Multihop — Route through multiple servers for extra paranoia
- Custom DNS — Block ads and trackers at the DNS level
- Bridge mode — Circumvent VPN blocking and censorship
The Mystical Details
What sets Mullvad apart isn't just their technology—it's their philosophy. They could easily charge more, collect data, or add surveillance backdoors. Instead, they've chosen the harder path: genuine privacy as a human right.
Account Creation: No email, no name, no payment info stored. Generate a random account number, fund it anonymously, and vanish into the encrypted ether.
They've even been raided by Swedish police and had nothing to give up because they genuinely don't log user activity. That's not marketing—that's proof.